Truth, Don.
I was gnawing on some prime barbecued pork ribs at Clark's Outpost in downtown Tioga, Texas when three leathered-up Hardly-Ablesome guys walked in and took a booth near us. Their drink orders were split between water and milk. Before their food arrived, they spent time with their personal electronic gadgets planning their next ride. The conversation went something like this:
"Nope. Son's soccer game."
"Uh, my wife has made plans..."
"Busy that weekend."
BTW, there's a 2008 HD advertised locally with, "Garage kept. Lots of chrome and only 4000 miles." Really? Seven years old and averaging less than 600 miles a year? Mid-life crisis gone stale... along with the gas, no doubt.