No tickets since sticking on the tiger ears.

Well, okay, no tickets before that, but the nice officers are even more FUN to talk with since getting the ears. Yeah. That's it.
And in traffic people are always doing wild stunts to get close enough to me (in their cars) so they can weave over with the window down and scream "I LOVE YOUR EARS!"
I dunno how well a mohawk would go over with the constabulary.