Hey Monte, Harbor Freight has genyoowine brass compasses with sundial for $2.99, right next to the third hand thingy. One of those would look cool mounted on your Mexican bike. Just remember that you can't use it with a magnetic tank bag. Throws the sundial off. 
Since you're
at work, Crenshaw, shouldn't you be doing something like, oh,
working rather than beating me up?
Now where did I put your
favorite boss's telephone number... that would be Theresa's.
At least try and
look busy. I'm a master at that when I'm on the school district's dime.

And get that Brit bike making steam, too.
Monte