I think you will be happier with the Beemer!
because:
• BMW’s only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.
• BMW’s' curves never sag.
• BMW’s last longer.
• BMW’s don't get pregnant.
• You can ride a BMW any time of the month.
• BMW’s don't have parents.
• BMW’s don't whine unless something is really wrong.
• You can kick your BMW to wake it up.
• You can share your BMW with your friends.
• If your BMW makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
• If your BMW smokes, you can do something about it.
• BMW’s don't care about how many other BMW’s you have ridden.
• When riding, you and your BMW both arrive at the same time.
• BMW’s don't care about how many other BMW’s you have.
• BMW’s don't mind if you look at other BMW’s, or if you buy BMW magazines.
• New BMW’s must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
• If your BMW goes flat, you can fix it.
• If your BMW is too loose, you can tighten it.
• If your BMW is too soft, you can get different shocks.
• If your BMW is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
• You can have a beer while riding your BMW.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your BMW.
• You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your BMW.
• You don't have to convince your BMW that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that BMW’s are equals.
• If you say bad things to your BMW’s, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
• You can ride a BMW as long as you want and it won't get sore.
• Your parents don't remain in touch with your old BMW after you dump it.
• BMW’s always feel like going for a ride.
• BMW’s don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
• Your BMW never wants a night out alone with the other BMW’s.
• BMW’s don't care if you are late.
• You don't have to take a shower before riding your BMW.
• It's always ok to use tie downs on your BMW.
• If your BMW doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
• You can't get diseases from a BMW you don't know very well.
