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Author Topic: A little humor for our UK members  (Read 830 times)

Offline marcmax

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A little humor for our UK members
« on: May 03, 2012, 01:32:02 PM »
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.... I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said..., "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?
That's the last thing I remember...
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Offline Barry

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Re: A little humor for our UK members
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2012, 02:04:22 PM »
A very brave man.  [smiley=clap.gif] [smiley=clap.gif] [smiley=clap.gif]

I once had a a brief encounter with a large Welsh girl when I was at very young and tender age. I think it scarred me for life !
« Last Edit: May 03, 2012, 02:05:01 PM by bhodgson »
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Offline Lucky_Lou

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Re: A little humor for our UK members
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 08:46:09 AM »
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A very brave man.  [smiley=clap.gif] [smiley=clap.gif] [smiley=clap.gif]

I once had a a brief encounter with a large Welsh girl when I was at very young and tender age. I think it scarred me for life !
Did she have a white furry coat Barry ????
Nice one Marco.... nearly as good as the "One Eyed Cat" joke.
I would duck though if the ladies see it.
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