Thanks, Monte.
I'll take any of them, but the one I really want has a cover cartoon of the most clueless-looking Aggie senior imaginable, with a pig under his arm. (The cartoonist who did the Aggie Joke Books was highly gifted at visually portraying stupidity.) A voice bubble from someone not in the frame asks, "Where did you get him?", at which the
pig replies, "Won him in a raffle." (As a matter of explanation to forum members, Aggie seniors are (were?) recognizable by their distinctive uniforms: Essentially a 1930s US Army cavalry officer's uniform, with polished brown riding boots, flared riding trousers (slightly off-khaki color), long-sleeve khaki shirt and tie, "Sam Brown" belt (a wide brown leather belt about the waist with a single, narrower crossbelt from waist to shoulder, and WWII-style soft cap).)
<<He'll be popular rolling thru Alabama!>> Not to mention Austin!

The best "Aggie joke" I ever read was a
Newsweek article about a halftime performance by the Rice University band at a football game at Kyle (the Aggie stadium) circa 1980. The Rice band lined up at the goal line in military formation. The student announcer took over the PA system and gave a rousing dedication of its halftime performance in honor of the Aggie Marching Band (revered by Texas A&M folks and many others in Texas.) The announcer gave the "go," whereupon the Rice band struck up the "Aggie War Hymn" and goose-stepped down the field. According to the article, the Rice band needed a police escort to leave the stadium.

Really, I like Aggies and the Aggie band. I consider it Texas Tech's Red Raider Band to be the two best college marching bands I've ever seen. (Sorry, Longhorns: I've seen the Longhorn band several times, and though they were good, they were a bit too much a glitzy "show band" for my taste.) The Aggie band is military, and the Raider band relies on geometric marching patterns and a huge, double-choir sound, heavy on the low brass.