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Author Topic: This probably could happen!  (Read 409 times)

Offline Justin B.

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This probably could happen!
« on: February 26, 2009, 03:34:16 PM »
A biker is riding  by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.  Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the  cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.  Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the  girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave  thing I saw a man do in my whole life.'

The biker replies,  'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw  this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'

The  reporter says, 'Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do  you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

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The following morning the biker buys  The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and  reads, on front page:

[size=16]U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH[/size]
« Last Edit: February 26, 2009, 03:35:14 PM by admin »
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