R65 Humour

[Flora_Max]

  Lets have a laugh.  Share jokes and funny stories.

What do Harley Davidsons  and cattle dogs have in common?
They both go well on the back of cattle trucks.

[MrRiden]

Why do Harley riders like chrome parts?
It makes them easier to find when they fall off!

What's another name for the HD accessory catalog?
Wisconsin Tractor Parts.

[Flora_Max]

Thanks Ridden.  I really thought there would be more jokes.  Does any body joke about Bmw's?

[Thomas_h._from_a.]

Okay I´ll try...

three bikers die and come to heaven...

the first approach heavens door and seeks for entrance... Petrus says: "Aren´t you that Honda Driver, always speeding, neglecting traffic laws and dangouring the public? You better go to hell for the next two years and than apply again..."

the second one came up and asked for comin in - Petrus said: "Aren´t you that reckless HD Driver, always noisy and trying to bother your neighbours?  You better go to hell for the next two years and than apply again..."

Petrus just turned around and was going to walk away when the third one said: "Hey, and what happened to me?" Petrus turned around and said: "Aren´t you this BMW driver?" "Yes, I am!" he replied - so Petrus said: "You can just follow me, because you have already got through hell!!"

I don´t know - normally, jokes loose their point ones they get translated, but I think this one is worth a try...

Greetings
Thomas

[Justin B.]

I take it that hell for the Beemer rider was having to put up with the dealer?

[Rob Valdez 79 R65]

I take it that hell for the Beemer rider was having to put up with the dealer?

That was the case for me, even back in 1980 when I bought mine!

Of course, I was a young snot-nosed kid at the the time (now I am old and have allergies...), so I guess I didn't deserve his respect.  

[xeffer]

Since I'm new to the forum, I thought I'll go through some of the old posts "just for fun"... Came across this one and have a few to add... The first 2 jokes I've used as "captions" in my profile...

1) BMW - A Motto Guzzi with hanging boobs... (I heard this from a Dutchman, who says thats what all the Dutch people call BMW's)

2) Airheads dont leak, they just mark their territory (The first time I heard this one, the person was talking about VW Beetles, but I've used it at rallies when someone makes a comment about airheads always leaving oil behind where they are parked, and it always shuts them up)

Then there are all the acronyms for BMW...

Bought My Wife
Bikes Made Wonderfully
And if you reverse the letters.... Wannabe Motor Bike

there's more, but I cant remember them - maybe some of you can help

[Semper Gumby]

..<snip>... 2) Airheads dont leak, they just mark their territory (The first time I heard this one, the person was talking about VW Beetles, but I've used it at rallies when someone makes a comment about airheads always leaving oil behind where they are parked, and it always shuts them up)
...<snip>...

Hey I thought that was what my BSA was doing!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!  

Thanks xeffer for reminding me.

[xeffer]

The "Airheads that marks their territory" joke IS a good one - it always gets a smile from people... About the acronyms... there is another one in my native language (Afrikaans) that wouldnt make any sence unless you know the language, but I'm gonna add it anyway.... Blik Met Wiele (translated it means "Can (as in soda can) with wheels" Some of the Dutch and Germen members should be able to understand it, since our language is very close to theirs

[SCJJR65]

Then of course, there's the unmistakable "BMW sound" we riders constantly make:  

"B.M.W." (Bitch, Moan, and Whine)  

[Semper Gumby]

Actually I thought "B.M.W." stood for Bring My Wallet.  

[xeffer]

I did a internet search, and as usual came up with millions of acronyms... here are a "few":

Babe Magnet Wunderbike

Bad Man's Wheels

Badly Made Wobbler

Bad Marriage Wagon

Bald Middle-aged White guy

Bank Manager Willing

Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome

Barbarian Motor Works

Barely Moving Wreck

Bavarian Marriage Wrecker

Bavarian Motorcycles (for) Wimps

Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder

Bavarian Murder Weapon

Be My Wife

Be My Wings

Beats Me Why

Beats Mere Walking

Beats Most Winnebagos

Beast Made Whole

Beautiful Mechanical Wonders

Been Mighty Wobbly (circa /5)

Been Mighty Worryfree

Beer,Motorcycles,Women

Bent Meeting Wall (in the case of my R90/6)

Best Machine (on) Wheels

Best Motor Works

Best Motorcycles (in the) World

Best Motorcycle Worldwide

Best Motorsport Weapon

Beyond My Wages

Big Manly Willy

Big Metal Wastage

Big Middleclass Wagon

Big Money Wasted

Big Money Waster

Big Money Withdrawal

Big Money Worries

Big Monthly Wage

Bikes Made Weird

Bikes Made well

Bike Might Wheelie

Bike Moves Well

Bite My Wallet

Bikers More Wise

Bikes Made Weird

Bings May Work

Bitch Moan & Whine

Bite My Weiner

Black mit White

Blew My Wad

Bloody Magic Wheels

Blow Money Willingly

Blue mit White

Boobs Made Welcome

Boring Motorcycle Works

Borrow Money Weekly

Bowel Moving Wonder

Break My Wallet

Breaks Most Wrenches

Bring Many Wrenches

Bring Me Women

Bring Mechanic With (you)

Bring Money in Wallet

Bring Money With

Bring More Wine

Bringing More Weight

Bring My Wallet

Brings Me Women

British Mini Works

Broke Man Walking

Broke My Wheels

Broken Money Waster

Broken Motor Works

Buff My Woddie

Built My Way

Bunch (of) Maintenance Work

Bunch (of) Money Wasted

Burning Melting Wreck

Burns Men's Wallets

Bust My Wallet

But (it) Might Work

But (the) Motor's Weird

Buxom Machine Waiting...(Jugs)

Bring Mich Werkzeug,.......means Bring me tools

Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again)

[thrang]

hey Steve I always thought the 'bitch moan and whine' came from the hardly able to crowd when  their crome contrapitions decided to give up the ghost coz its a little damp.

heheheheh