I was rear-ended on my 18th birthday (1971) Pulling off the road that night a drunk must have been following my tail light...he cleaned me up.I found myself sitting on the road with my right leg under the bike (BSA B31) and my back against the bumper of a Transit van...accelerating down the road! I got out from under the bike,stood on it and climbed onto the front bumper of the van - it carried on down the road with 2 guys fighting over the steering wheel.My bike was scraped of on the armco on the next corner,400 metres from where I was run down.I stayed on the van for another 400 metres,then jumped off when he turned down the next street.
My brother was with me on his bike,and was running down the road looking for my dead body.We got to the Cop shop and were giving the details when some guy came in saying they had just killed some guy on a motorcycle.I recognised him as the passenger and gave my brother a nod - it took 3 cops to drag him off the guy,he was slamming his head into the wall.
The driver was holed up at his place with a pistol holding the cops at bay.When they finally got him out he was sober.He got a fine equal to about a weeks pay,lost his license for a couple of years,but got a day license for his job.
I only got rear ended once - but it was a good one.My injuries were some gravel rash on my bum,leg,and a blister on my palm.My protective gear was jeans,dress boots,denim jacket and gloves...no helmet.