Part I:
My new-to-me '81 R65 was a gift from a friend who resides near Grants Pass, Oregon. And although he's the original owner of the bike, and he has the original Certificate of Origin from BMW NA, the Oregon DMV at some point decided to put their own VIN sticker on the frame (because the sticker on the bottom right frame rail is a real PITA to read, apparently), and it is titled as such. (Not only that, but the idiots there put their sticker on upside down.)
If you actually take the effort to look, the sticker is completely original and legible (barely). Also, the matching last 7 digits are stamped into the right side gusset at the headstock.
I knew this was going to be inconvenient. In California, in such a situation you must have the VIN verified by a "peace officer". It used to be that any cop could do it for you, but things have become bureaucratic and now if the CA DMV decides you need a verification, they fill out two forms and require you to make an appointment with the CHP.
I have a friend who is a retired SFPD cop, so I preemptively got him to come by and fill out the form. I'm so clever.
NOT. I walked into the DMV and was very fortunate that I got called up within 10 minutes. My luck ended there. Regardless of the form, the two numbers confused the DMV clerk and his supervisor, so they decided I needed to visit the CHP anyway.
So, I called up the CHP office to make an appointment yesterday. Luck returned and I was able to set up an appointment in the afternoon. Then I remembered that the power was out and the bike was up on my Handy lift. So I backed the truck up to the lift and rolled the bike straight across.