Yep John, this one's being conducted by a couple of local Airhead gurus and should be a good one too.
Drop Brita's front wheel and lash it to her side, then run a longer axle thru RC's rear wheel and Britta's forks for a piggyback ride to Willville. I40 and 85 shouldn't be a problem, just watch those curves in Hwy 8 and the Blue Ridge Parkway!

Fix the old gal up, maybe even find a captive audience to get her a new home?
See ya there... 8-)