Always scary stories. Weimer, I was afraid you were going to say your girlfriend damaged her surgery when she let out a scream! I'm glad the both of you were alright.
You too, milkman. At least these two instances were not the riders' fault.
It seems
everytime I have a slow tip over, it is because I left the forks locked - which I rarely use (NEVER, anymore), which accounts for why I always forget to unlock them.
The worst case of fork-lock error came when I was in the middle of nowhere, left the bike for a couple of hours. When I left for home, I forgot about them. I didn't have to do any sharp turns to get on my way, and I was motoring down a rural highway at about 40-45mph. I suddenly saw a nice road to my left, so I slowed quickly and when I tried to turn, BOOM! It would not have been so bad, except the left cylinder came down on my left foot, middle toe. And I had a 3 hour ride back to home! I was sore and disgusted, and within a week I had sold my precious baby to the first person with $1500...

The good news is I was lucky enough to buy it back 6 months later!!!
Like I said, I'll never use the fork lock again!