AND it wasn't going to coat my rear tire, rendering it tractionless as I rode along.
Funny story! ... well, in retrospect, after I got the seat removed from where it had sucked up.
I was riding on a backroad in VA, about an hour from home, and I went to lean into a mild curve, on my '84 VF500F. The back tire stepped out about a foot! I pulled over as quickly as I could, but gently.. There on the side of the road, the bike dumped the rest of the motor oil into the gravel.
I never did find the drain plug, and that was the last time I rode the bike.. sold it to a junk yard a week or two later. I had ridden the bike a thousand miles or more since the last oil change...