Yep, you break em, I fix em!

Everyone knows the speedometer's are optimistic, but it's not generally known that the odometers secretly resent having to be right on (which they generally are).
I know this because they talk to me ... (ssshhh, don't tell anyone)
But I can make it right, and even service the unit at the same time for the low low price of $95. (sheesh, now I'm sounding like that used mattress salesman that stole my X - didn't seem like a good thing at the time, but now I thank my lucky stars he did)