Thanks, nh (what is your name, anyway?), but I believe I've gotten it all figured out.
While gazing off into space this morning, I remembered my son had a pair of "Moon Shoes" about 10 years ago, that were basically strap-on boot things that would let you jump real high, "powered" by, yes, extra-heavy-duty rubber bands! A quick trip to the attic yielded about 200 of these things, so I should be set to go. It was a rainy, cold day here so I didn't actually put 1 or 2 on yet, but I can't see how these things could not work!
So, got that knocked, and got my idle readjusted after removing all the smog junk, now I think I'm out of things to work on! Just need to decide between the $25 bicycle speedo for NASA-like info (I've found the source, if anyone's interested), or a $200 fix-up of the old original gauge, never terribly accurate even when new.
Guess then I'll have to decide if I really want to start working on that R90/6 that's for sale in the local paper.....