Like dude how do you like stand all that stuff that falls out of the sky? I was like OMG totally bummed after like 8 years in Seattle. Now I'm like back in California and it's like sick dude.

(Rolling my eyes and in my best Moon Unit voice) whatever!!! I don't like live in Seattle, as if!! It like, you know, doesn't like rain over here all the time. I live on like, the east side of the mountains, you know? fershure it gets cold and we get, like, snow, and ohmygawd, there's like no shopping, but, like its totally rad here.
Dang it, now I gotta go find my missing IQ points, I think they abandoned ship mid paragraph.