My first bike was a Yamaha XS400 Maxim. Got it right out of high school and I didn't know a thing about wrenchin.
Drain bolt was cross threaded, so when I changed the fork seals, I couldn't get the thing to hold oil anymore. I used a stick of plumbers epoxy and mounded it over the bolt head!
It really wasn't that hokey when you considered that one of my MC reservoir cover screws was snapped and replaced with a zip tie.