Went up to bed early. Was woken by the missus and some kerfuffle downstairs. TWO hornets and a version of the Benny Hill (remember him?) high speed chase going on in the living room. Hornet no#1 (we'll call him Henry) had missed the exit and had landed on my wife's hair
Hornet no#2 (Hector) was on the window asking to be let out. So ALL LIGHTS ON!!! and Henry and Hector are now completely confused and chasing my wife around
I hit the lights (out) and suddenly Henry and Hector are back on the window face to face and dancing. "What happened mate?" "Some bloody human put all the lights on and scared the hell out of me!" "OK chill out, the other one turned them out, take it easy" "Yeah, well I could do with a wasp snack after that".
2 minutes later, hornets outside, missus inside still shaking her hair and flapping her shirt around. I don't think she actually panicked (
) just 'surprised'