Apparently, my size and build precedes by age. The intital talks and stuff goes fine with some people until they ask my age and they suddenly become
"oh, aren't you too young to ride a bike?"
"we need your parent's consent"
"get your licence first"
"do you know how to ride properly"
to something as ridiculous as
"I don't even think that's even
your bike" ...
which quickly turns into...
"Did daddy know you took his bike?"
And the most offensive of all, nobody believes I service the R65 by my own. Or they call me bluffing when I tell them I got it running from the sorry, previous state it was in.
Sometimes I have this very tempting urge to shoot a big, loud, heavy and completely inappropriate "F*ck you" right into their face(with the matching gesture)...
...Or do my very much awaited first dropkick into a person.
Sorry, I just wanted to vent this out somewhere.
