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Author Topic: Stupid questions  (Read 3617 times)

Vegasrandall

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Stupid questions
« on: January 30, 2011, 11:49:24 AM »
There's a great thread on adventure riders
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=453338

balibeemer

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 09:36:22 PM »
The best one I got when using my R25/2 (with sidecar)was:'did you restore that yourself" - to which I replied "No, it restored itself!"

Offline Rob Valdez 79 R65

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2011, 01:05:56 AM »
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There's a great thread on adventure riders
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=453338
177 pages of that crap?  No wonder I don't hang out there.

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2011, 08:05:17 AM »
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There's a great thread on adventure riders
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=453338
177 pages of that crap?  No wonder I don't hang out there.

I gave up after one page! Adventure riding? Not if you send that much time dorkin' on the compuKer. [smiley=zzz.gif]

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Altritter

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 10:31:01 PM »
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177 pages of that crap?  

I'm a bit tardy in seeing this; it's reached 198 pages now!  :o

My favorite dumba$$ question concerns my '66 VW Bug (another boxer!). It sports a vanity license plate "VW-LXVI", and about once annually someone walks up and asks something like, "Neat car—what year is it?" (I consider the plate an IQ indicator.)

Actually, the plate has been the source of one very astute question: "Don't you think that plate is redundant?" I was impressed, for the questioner proved himself to be not only a true Bughead, but also someone who is articulate enough to use the word "redundant."

[It occurs to me that this posting might make sense to American Bugheads only, given the propensity of VW-USA to play games with trim variations on imports here. Explanation: the '66 Bug (at least the US version) carried a unique trim item on its engine bonnet, the metal logo "1300," denoting the approximate displacement (actually 1296, I think). The 1300 was a transitional design in the USA, possibly because of the imposition of the first nationwide emission controls for that model year. It lasted only one year; thus, any Bug with "1300" on its butt had to be a '66.]

Offline Rob Valdez 79 R65

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 12:24:47 AM »
I appreciate the explanation, Altritter.  I wouldn't have known that the '66 had a one-year unique feature.

So apparently this one I snapped on my way to work one day was a '66!


darrylri

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2011, 09:31:00 AM »
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My favorite dumba$$ question concerns my '66 VW Bug (another boxer!). It sports a vanity license plate "VW-LXVI", and about once annually someone walks up and asks something like, "Neat car—what year is it?" (I consider the plate an IQ indicator.)

You think that's bad?  My 1928 BMW R52 has a front "pedestrian slicer" license plate, on which, in appropriate Fractur font, is written:

[size=14]BMW R52[/size]
1928  500ccm

The first three questions I routinely get are
1) What make bike is it?
2) What year?
3) How big?

« Last Edit: March 28, 2011, 09:33:39 AM by darrylri »

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2011, 09:39:53 AM »
Darryl,
A Luftkoph might answer das dummkoph in Deutsch and perhaps they'll wander off... that lovely cliff just behind the R52.  ::)

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darrylri

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2011, 09:48:54 AM »
Der Unterschied zwischen Intelligenz und Dummheit ist dass es keine Grenze zur Dummheit gibt.  

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2011, 12:03:29 PM »
Yeah. What Darryl said. [smiley=mad.gif]

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Altritter

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 12:14:42 AM »
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So apparently this one I snapped on my way to work one day was a '66!
 

Yep—and that's not all, Rob. Something bothered me about the red Bug that you photographed, so I went out to the garage and checked the bonnet of mine. The "1300" brassard on mine is on the left side of the bonnet, and it slopes upward (left to right).

Two possible explanations for the difference: (1) the brassards might have been dealer-installed items (we know about those, right?); or (2) if the red Bug is a restoration, the person restoring it became confused and mounted it on the opposite side. (Possible, though unlikely, since my insignia has lugs that fit through holes drilled through the bonnet.) I'm reasonably confident that mine is in its original position, for I bought the car from my (now former) in-laws in El Paso in 1978, and I know the insignia went back to its original location after restoration in '94-'95.

BTW, the red Bug is a nice one. If it's unrestored, it's special, and if it has been re-done, it appears to be a good job. I just looked at the photo again, and I think it's a restoration—the weltings between fenders and body appear to be (painted) red. All of the original welting supposedly was the same color, irrespective of the color of the car itself. Might have been gray, I can't remember. Fanatical restorers tried to get the original welting. I didn't fight the problem; I went for the California look with black welting and black gaskets on windshield and rear and rear-seat windows. The metal was repainted the factory Bahama Blue (very light blue that looks green in certain light, a color that reappeared as "Aquarian Blue" on the 2004-2005 New Beetle).
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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2011, 04:42:42 AM »
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My favorite dumba$$ question concerns my '66 VW Bug (another boxer!). It sports a vanity license plate "VW-LXVI", and about once annually someone walks up and asks something like, "Neat car—what year is it?" (I consider the plate an IQ indicator.)

You think that's bad?  My 1928 BMW R52 has a front "pedestrian slicer" license plate, on which, in appropriate Fractur font, is written:

[size=14]BMW R52[/size]
1928  500ccm

The first three questions I routinely get are
1) What make bike is it?
2) What year?
3) How big?


sorry ot....

Darryl, i was scanning the pages of The Vintagent & came across this
http://thevintagent.blogspot.com/search/label/legend%20of%20the%20motorcycle
                    (scroll 3/4 down the page)

Ive been meaning to post this up for a while (but keep forgetting) but after seeing your stunning pic of your stunning R52 i just had to.

Stunning bike Darryl.
BMW R65 ?1981
Ducati 1968 250 mk lll
Suzuki DR250 1983
Yamaha XT250 2015

Offline Rob Valdez 79 R65

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2011, 09:42:53 AM »
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Yep—and that's not all, Rob. Something bothered me about the red Bug that you photographed, so I went out to the garage and checked the bonnet of mine. The "1300" brassard on mine is on the left side of the bonnet, and it slopes upward (left to right).  
Here is the link to that picture so you can see more detail.  It was shot through my windshield, so it is not the best.

And when you said blue, you reminded me of this one I shot in 2006.  Click on the picture for the full gallery:


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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2011, 09:44:15 AM »
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Darryl, i was scanning the pages of The Vintagent & came across this
http://thevintagent.blogspot.com/search/label/legend%20of%20the%20motorcycle
 (scroll 3/4 down the page)
 
Pretty cool dav - and Darryl!

darrylri

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Re: Stupid questions
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2011, 11:04:43 AM »
Yep, that's me!  The R52 is a sweet bike, it always starts so easily.  Driving it is a pretty different experience, the controls are pretty much completely unlike a modern bike.  I would say, though, that you can feel the familial resemblance to a modern BMW, even if there's nothing much similar between them other than the general layout of things.  

I've ridden the R52 over 2,000 miles, which included being the oldest bike by far on the Sunday ride at that Legends Show.