Y'all know the
Three Biggest Lies that Texas cowboys tell? Well, here are their answers...
Number Three: Yep, little lady. I won this here belt buckle last year at the National Finals Rodeo in Las Vegas.
Number Two: Sure my pickup's paid fer!
Number One: Was Not! I was jist helping that sheep over the fence.
... this sorta relates to the sheep dog trials.
Monte
"I been to Mexico and came home with a craving for pork rinds" Miller