From Justin: << If you'd ever tasted Lone Star you would understand! >>
From Monte: << The ONLY good thing you can say about Lone Star beer is that they maintain a really neat attraction in ol' San Antone, their Hall of Horns. A taxidermist's delight with all sorts of Texas critters. My wife calls it, "that horny place". >>
First, the beer: I have a kind of love-hate reaction to Lone Star. Love the memories associated with it, hate the taste of the stuff.

Now, Shiner Bock is another matter altogether! 8-)
When I first got invited to the Army, I had to report to Fort Bliss, TX. (For our overseas friends, Ft Bliss is in El Paso, next door to Juarez, Mexico, 300 miles from the nearest large US city (Albuquerque, *New* Mexico), 4000 feet above sea level, and 800 miles from the nearest natural body of water of any size. With mountains in it, and near it, and being the gateway to the Conquistadores' "Jornada del Muerto" ("Journey of Death" - hope I got the Spanish case ending correct, for it's been a long time), it's great training for Afghanistan.) The Lone Star brewery, ~550 miles away, was our only source of beer other than the stuff in Juarez (that some of us thought at the time was the product of diabetic horses

). Anyway, The Fort Bliss Officers Club Annex had Beer Call at noon every Saturday. A pint cup of Lone Star draft cost $.05!! The challenge was to ingest a sufficient amount of the stuff while suppressing one's disgust for the taste.

Now, the Lone Star
Hall of Horns: It wasn't the horns I saw there that I found remarkable, but some of the other mounted species. The
Hall of Horns has a small display case containing the only two mounted passenger pigeons I've ever seen. (Passenger pigeons were slaughtered to extinction about 1911.) They are beautiful, and I've seen or know of nothing else alive that remotely resembles them.
OT Question: Montmil, I gotta ask you, knowing you're in Denton. What, if anything, did they rename TWU, now that it's no longer "Texas Women's University" in reality, if not in name? My Ex is a TWU grad. I was there once in an unairconditioned Datsun 510 (black vinyl seats!) on the most hellishly hot day in 1977 one can imagine. (My standard of comparison is El Paso, Las Cruces, New Mexico, and Vietnam.) I heard a funny story when I was in Denton. Supposedly TWU built a new dorm at some point in the 1960s. On the final acceptance walkthrough, the inspecting party for the state university system realized that the dorm's bathrooms had urinals and not a single bathtub (all showers). The new bathrooms had to be renovated. (I've often wondered if the architects became disoriented & thought they were designing for NTSU (or whatever the neighboring former North Texas State University is now called). Is this story real, or is it urban Texas legend?
John