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Offline Justin B.

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« on: August 19, 2007, 09:09:10 PM »
Kind of humorous, but likely not by Mr. Williams as most Hollywood types are hopelessly liberals...

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never
"interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't
want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 9 0 days to get their affairs together and leave
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.
They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi A rabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn
it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want
a piece of me?' "
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Re: Humor
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2007, 09:31:24 PM »
I've seen this before, and although don't know if it can be directly attributed to Robin Williams, from what I've heard it certainly reflects his opinions quite well, as it does for many of the rest of us.
 
As someone who regularly gets involved in immigration/citizenship issues as part of their daily grind, all I can say is,

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Re: Humor
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 09:42:03 AM »

I also doubt that this is actually from Mr Williams, check out
http://www.snopes.com and search on "Robin Williams" for the
actual story.   Nonetheless, there are quite a few sentiments that
resonate favorably with many of us U.S citizens these days.

I think that the (original) Blues Brothers said "Let's stop trying to be the police
force of the world and just stay home for the next 10 years".     I think
the redirection of the billions, nay, trillions of dollars that would represent in
internal infrastructure improvements (healthcare, mass transportation, energy
production and research, and job creation) would net us alot more value than
what we have to show for things now in the middle east, Asia, etc.

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Re: Humor
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 02:04:24 PM »
It matters little who wrote it.

I agree with it.