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Author Topic: Alaskans and cold....  (Read 1132 times)

SCJJR65

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Alaskans and cold....
« on: March 26, 2007, 05:17:57 PM »
I thought this was a hoot!   ;D

When the temperature is.......


60 above zero:
Arizonians turn on the heat. People in Alaska plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Fairbanks sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start. People in Alaska drive with the
windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes. The water in Anchorage gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Alaska throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Alaska have the last cook out before it gets cold.

Zero:
People in Miami all die. People in Alaska close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Alaska get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Alaska are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Alaska let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Alaskan drivers get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Alaska start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over. Alaska public schools will open 2 hours late.

Offline NC Steve

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Re: Alaskans and cold....
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2007, 05:37:12 PM »
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Joan

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Re: Alaskans and cold....
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2007, 10:01:46 AM »
Actually, most Alaskans let the dogs in around 30 below, unless they're malamute or husky variety. (Then they stay out til hell freezes over) ;D

Anyone have a copy of Alaska Hit Singles? Left mine in a rental car in Fairbanks.  :(

Melena

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Re: Alaskans and cold....
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 01:28:35 AM »
 [smiley=Oscar.gif]  Good one John!  That sounds about right to me.    ;D