Well, hoorah for the one-eyed guy! I done fixed my negative function turn signals, horn and brake light.
To refresh your memory... I had pulled out the relay to i.d. it with a Sharpie. Put it back and only the right turn signal worked. Thinking I had boogered up the relay, went to the 'Zone and bought a cheapie relay and plugged it in. Naturally, the
wrong one. Hit the turn sig switch and...Phtttt... went the fuse.
Had some spare fuses that came with the scooter so installed one. That's when everything through that circuit went Tango Uniform. Any ex-mil types out there understand
TU. 
Posted my tale of woe on the forum, took my verbal beating like a stepchild, backed off and ordered a fresh relay from Rick Jones. Got it today so pulled out the DVOM and started tracing... carefully. All wires from the relay to the handlebar switch back to the relay, ground and to the fuse checked as good to go. Here's where it gets weird, funny, whatever...
Next, with the fuse in place, I checked across fuse terminal #1 to #2. Straight line. Just a simple continuity check and...Huh? No go. The old-style ceramic cylinder fuse had a good link. Kept checking but no joy. Old-style. Old. Another hummm.
Put the DVOM one each end of the fuse and still negative. Long story short (If you're still with me, it's too late, folks)... some 400 grit took the corrosion off the ends of the fuse and the fuse clips. Fuse in and powered up.
Urethra! We're back in business with the original relay.
Whew. For those that may be experiencing similar issues, check for corrosion on the fuse ends. Unsure why the relay didn't light up the right side which triggered this whole episode. Maybe dirty terminals there too. I'm going for a ride and will signal just for the heck of it!