Okay, if that's how you feel then I'm putting you on either my Hodaka 125 Wombat
(bitchen toaster tank there!) or the Derbi 50cc scooter. The Hodie takes the cake
on the cool vintage meter, but the Derbi actually hauls butt for a little 50. We've
got a gnarly little expansion chamber on that beast that's gotta be heard to be believed!
Or maybe you'd prefer the BSA Victor 441 Enduro?