I am afraid its a 'right of passage' for any Airhead owner.
Great things will happen after you successfully get your boot on.
New horizons, New people will welcome you into their inner circle, you will get a feeling of great well being, people that you don't know will acknowledge your presence as a 'experten' from across the street, even.
And a serious lesson learned. I.e. Don't remove your boot unless you really have to!
I tend to secure one end, the larger one to the swing arm, noting the orientation and the tab on the swing arm. Clamp it into place. The get yourself comfortable, lying next to your bike (you might be there for a while) and try to get the other side of the boot onto the gear box, using some sort of flat lever (like a flat blade screw driver - only be careful not to scratch up the alloy on the gearbox). New ones are the worse. Perhaps try stretching it a bit and warming it up - to body temp only.
Cheers
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