Steve,
I hope your daughter is OK. Cars can be replaced. Also, please explain what a "horse and interlink trailer combo" is. I have this mental image... Just how fast was that horse running while pulling that trailer?
Home invasion robberies, along with thefts of ATM machines, seem to be a couple of the new, trendy and growing cottage industries. Sure hope your neighbors are OK, too.
Your water in the rockerbox concern may be similar to a not-too-distant post from an R65er who had noticed water boiling in a recess between the cylinder and head joint.
Rain had collected, the engine was at normal op temps and, since there was no drain available, he found a tiny tea bag and...
Actually, I'd bet your frog-strangler soaking allowed some water, over time, to collect and seep past the valve cover gasket into the engine and which has now, possibly, migrated to the oil sump. Don't start the engine!
First order of business would be to drain and replace the crankcase oil. I doubt if the filter has been impacted. Secondly, check the condition of the gasket in question. Perhaps replace both. Do not over tighten the two small nuts securing the valve cover. Use caution on the center stud, too. Hand snug 'em up is plenty.
Monte