A man goes into the hospital for a
vasectomy. Before the procedure, a very
attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals,
then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to
lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse
then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on
top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches
his breath and asks what that was all about. The
nurse informs the patient that studies have
shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an
ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that
the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and
sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more
efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the
operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient
looks through a window to the right and sees six
men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in
there"?
The nurse responds, "They're preparing for
vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and
they have Obama Care."
