[size=14]Being over 60 has its advantages[/size]- No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
You have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise it.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You sing along with the elevator music.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your joints are more accurate weather gauges than the Bureau of Meteorology.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
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