Do Americans play cricket??

[Hunsta]

You forgot the most important part of cricket. You get to bowl a maiden over.
 And real football is called Ruby league. Not that arieal ping pong they play in the deep southern states, where men in tight shorts bitch slap each other in the air. However they do produce some of the best acting dives ever created in sport.
 Bet that set the cat umonst the AFL pidgeons  

[Darwin_R65]

Rugby, the game of geometry, where one man tries to shove two heads up three arses.

I couldn't help but respond,  

p.s.  Carn the cats, premiers for 2009

Actually I've played Aussie rules in younger days, and Rugby Union in later and enjoyed both, but could not never really get into league.
But at 6'3 and 130kgs, I'm a slow lumbering forward, the only position in league I was suited to was the bench.