I'm in Yorkshire Rob, though (by English standards) it's a big place.
Bentham is about 11 miles west of Settle, just off the A65, on the south western edge of the county.
Rotifer.
PS. There is a postal service, of sorts ...
The red van stops ... regardless.
Winged Mercury shuffles up the path.
Advertising kisses my door's cold metal mouth,
and the doormat feels the grief of wasted trees.