My 1953 Triumph 500, sparked and lit by Lord Lucas, needed curb feelers to get me home many dark nights. Could have been my beer goggles. I forget. That's an advantage of aging...
That's an image that I haven't forgotten, both with and without beer goggles — though I will say that I never had the
huevos to ride a bike after a night in the tavern. (I still have zero tolerance for alcohol when I'm on my bike, though I'll consume moderately if I'm driving a cage.)
Your "curb feelers" remind me of two situations, both occurring when I was in the Army and stationed in South-Central Ohio farmland. I didn't own a bike then, but I did have a restored '54 Chevrolet that I cherished. I lived about 4 miles outside a town too small to have reliable taxi service, so the alternative to driving was walking home, then walking back to town the next morning to retrieve my car in time to drive to the missile site, 5 miles from town in a different direction. One evening I had considerably too much beer, to the point that my vision was seriously impaired. I managed to get home by dropping my two curb-side wheels onto the gravel shoulder of the road (paved rural road with no curb), steering the inner sidewalls of the tires into the raised edge of the pavement, and driving
very slowly.
That lesson was valuable to me a few months later. I had a date (remember that ritual?) in another town, about 20 miles away. I had nothing to drink that night (she didn't drink), but I became extremely sleepy on the way home. When my curb-side wheels dropped off the pavement, I didn't react. But then I felt my
inside wheels drop onto the shoulder, and the adrenalin rushed! The first thing I saw was a curve-warning sign on a steel post, too close to avoid by swerving back onto the road. So I went to the
outside, missed the sign, and got back on the road by swerving again to the left of a concrete culvert abutment. (I think one of my curb-side tires might have grazed the low edge of the abutment.) It took me a while to fall asleep when I reached my apartment.
One of my colleagues tells the story of having so much alcohol that he suffered double vision. (Coincidentally, this also occurred in Ohio.) He solved the problem by removing his necktie, tying it around his head to make a patch over one eye, and driving home.