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Author Topic: Re: Monkey Butt!  (Read 1261 times)

Offline Justin B.

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Re: Monkey Butt!
« on: February 01, 2009, 06:55:38 PM »
I always thought that was an affliction caused by riding waaaay too far in the middle of summer!
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Re: Monkey Butt!
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 09:43:51 PM »
Right you are Justin.
Definition: From Rondo Talbot's New World Dictionary.
"Monkey butt," mon-kee butt, adj., poss. descr. noun. A condition wherein a person has been riding dirt bikes so long, his butt starts to look like the monkeys and baboons in the zoo. coloration is often reddish or purple and the area looks inflamed. The condition is self-induced and is improved with a few days abstention from the activity of dirt bike riding. No other known cure exists for the malady. If you substitute the word "dirt" for "street," I am sure the great majority of us have experienced it.      [smiley=embarassed.gif]

Offline Justin B.

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Re: Monkey Butt!
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 10:37:34 PM »
I'm trying not to remember but I think I had a brush with it on my ride up to Alaska!  :P
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Re: Monkey Butt!
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 09:46:18 AM »

These guys, who happen to be up the road from me in New Hampshire, have just the solution:

http://tinyurl.com/6glml9

And you can even get a T-shirt to advertise your "anti-monkey-butt" status from them too:

http://tinyurl.com/aswc8a

I've gotta try it one of these days..
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Re: Monkey Butt!
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2009, 09:54:30 AM »
My solution was more expensive...


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