The New And Improved Unofficial R65 Forum V2
General Category => Totally Off-Topic Discussions, Rants, Tire & Oil Threads, Etc. => Topic started by: Justin B. on July 18, 2014, 09:47:57 PM
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Two Eagles, an old Indian chief, sat in his hut on the reservation
smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent
to interview him. One US official said to Chief Two Eagles, "You have
observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his
technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he
has done."
The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued,
"Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man
go wrong?" The Chief stared at the two government officials for over a
minute, and then he calmly replied: "When white man found the land,
Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver,
women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day
hunting and fishing. Then the chief leaned back and
smiled before he added, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could
improve system like that."
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Some truth as well as jest in that.
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I agree with the Indian!
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I agree!
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Yea, but did the old Indian man have more than one wife at the same time during his lifetime ? Our President has four wifes at the moment........ and he seems to be in pretty bad shape !
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Don't really know but I suppose if he kept them busy enough they wouldn't have much time to cause problems! ;D
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Problem at this side of the pond, I think the number of wifes seem to keep the old man too busy..........oh my gosh, I can just imagine ;D
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Maybe each wife should be responsible for at least, say, 2 acres of corn to weed? [smiley=whistling.gif]
Let me duck before Melena and Sue start lobbing bricks at me! [smiley=ROTFLMAO.gif]
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Yea, well I tink our old man already figured ot some sort of a plan by now, but here's the good news...........the old man fell in love...........again :D
The wedding bells already started ringing at this side of the pond again, and this time the old man will ad wife number five to his current fleet of wifes :
http://lifestyletabloids.wordpress.com/2014/04/04/another-addition-to-president-jacob-zumas-female-fleet/
According to the latest reports our old Guy will be on honeymoon by the end of this year again, and while he will be running our country, I think he will probably be sitting with another couple of babies on his lap soon. Our old man already fathered at least 20 children and at least, nobody can blame him for not making a major contribution to this world's population :-/ :
http://www.nairaland.com/390637/jacob-zuma-fathers-20th-child