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General Category => Totally Off-Topic Discussions, Rants, Tire & Oil Threads, Etc. => Topic started by: marcmax on May 01, 2013, 10:51:48 AM
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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
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I can honestly say that I've never contemplated that comparison before. But, it is hard to argue with your very logical conclusion, as I've heard women say that very thing, too!
;D :D
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You should be on this list somewhere.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ancient_Greek_philosophers
Lou
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When any woman complains to me about all the bad things that they have to put up with, whether they be monthly inconveniences, or the old child birth thing, I always reply.
"Well, you don't have to shave every day"
The reaction is usually colourful, often they are lost for words....Which is nice...for a while.
Rev light
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;D [smiley=Oscar.gif] [smiley=beerchug.gif]
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I can't argue with that logic and I agree with you completely. On the other hand, if I were to share that with my wife, she'd probably try to kick me in the nuts.