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Title: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: montmil on October 17, 2012, 07:58:46 AM

Ol' Bengt Phorqs Crenshaw is getting close to pulling the retirement trigger. I'm already there, so we decided we needed to find something to do together that would generate a healthy retirement slush fund. So...

We've pooled resources and first-time ventured into the lucrative food and beverage industry by opening what we hope will be a popular watering hole for Texas' shaft-driven motorcyclists. Y'all stop by sometime. Dress code strictly enforced.

Oh, and that "Ladies Goods" lingerie thing was our wives's idea. I dunno. We plan to run a classy joint.

Mike and I are pictured here with our highly trained and eager to serve staff.

(https://bmwr65.org/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi196.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Faa1%2Fmontmil%2FSweetwaterSaloonsml.jpg&hash=c9cc08245390dfc15cec8c3eda282747a2006bf4)

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: marcmax on October 17, 2012, 09:18:56 AM

I thought you guys already had a position as official tasters at the K Spoetzl brewery?

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: nhmaf on October 17, 2012, 10:27:06 AM

At 5 cents a glass - you'll have alot of customers, but sadly, not the big spending variety!

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: montmil on October 17, 2012, 12:07:04 PM

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I thought you guys already had a position as official tasters at the K Spoetzl brewery?

That's truth!

When Pretty Wife and I head to the Third Coast, we always stop at the Spoetzl kegs.

Step into the gift shop and they hand you five wooden tokens; each good for a nice sample of several on-tap brews. Free! Oh... there's my favorite four-letter "F" word again.

We'll definitely be enjoying a few Shiners as we stroll the show line at this weekend's Harvest Festival in beautiful downtown Luckenbach, TEXAS.

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: Bengt_Phorqs on October 17, 2012, 12:41:00 PM

Monte definitely has the entreprenurial spirit, but unfortunately not a lot of bidness smarts.  We argued quite a bit about the $.05/glass.  We're thinking about purchasing the old Spanish Fort Coon Hunting & Sporting Goods building in downtown Spanish Fort, TX.  The view from the back veranda/outhouse overlooks the Red River and you can actually see Oklahoma on the other side. 8-)

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: Lucky_Lou on October 17, 2012, 01:00:34 PM

Ifn yor lookin fer staff (best Texican Drawl) I have the outfits [smiley=beerchug.gif]
Lou

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: Air4Life on October 17, 2012, 04:13:15 PM

You definitely need some women there.  Half your patrons appear to be playing pocket pool.  (It takes one to know one.) ;)

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: Lucky_Lou on October 21, 2012, 02:40:14 PM

Some willing wenches...
(https://bmwr65.org/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi278.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk113%2Fluckyloudiamond%2F002-15-1.jpg&hash=09b3cf3d02c28246134a33fd5f94f47ea2ea4cf9)
Lou

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: Air4Life on October 21, 2012, 06:26:49 PM

Not exactly the shy type, are they...

Title: Re: Mike n' Monte's new gig
Post by: Ed Miller on October 22, 2012, 02:26:12 PM

Oh dear, I was eating my lunch.