The New And Improved Unofficial R65 Forum V2
General Category => Totally Off-Topic Discussions, Rants, Tire & Oil Threads, Etc. => Topic started by: SCJJR65 on December 10, 2008, 12:42:58 PM
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I ran across this joke while at my "Other favorite forum", Chromeheads.org and thought I'd share it with you. ;)
Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
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I can't believe there were any dumb-a$$es left on the plane to howl! :o
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Finnish pilots are known in Scandinavia for their somewhat alternative way of handling safety matters:
On a very foggy night a Finnish pilot with his plane was sitting at the runway waiting for permission to start. After a while he got impatient and called the tower for permission. The tower replied that according to the meteorologists the fog was going to lift inside the next hour or so and as soon the pilot could see ten of the lights at the runway he was cleared to take off. The pilot acknowledged and immediately took off. The tower called him and asked what he was doing, taking off, he replied. But the fog is too heavy and you cannot see the ten lights. Yes I can, the pilot replied, five at each side.