The New And Improved Unofficial R65 Forum V2
General Category => Totally Off-Topic Discussions, Rants, Tire & Oil Threads, Etc. => Topic started by: tagordon on November 27, 2007, 07:35:57 PM
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As I was riding home in a snow storm today. After the second car pulled out in front of me. I thought Why, Why, Why & of an email I recently received.
So I wish to share it here with all of you. Hope you enjoy.
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Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is t here ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!! I've done my job and sent this email to you, now it's up to you to send it on!!!
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Oh great, my brain hurts now !!!!!!!
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hummmmm, That could almost have been written by my boss after a skinfull of ale :)
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Interesting, but nothing about politics - so here goes: I heard on the news the other day that some Texas State Agency just published a report indicating that the pols generate too many reports and recpommended that about 400 or so get the axe. The recommendations would be released in an upcoming report...
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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? [smiley=huh.gif]
rich
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I'm just catching up here after too long of an absence. So I needed to respond to this one!
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