The New And Improved Unofficial R65 Forum V2
General Category => General Announcements => Topic started by: Flora_Max on March 10, 2007, 03:07:51 PM
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;D Lets have a laugh. Share jokes and funny stories.
What do Harley Davidsons and cattle dogs have in common?
They both go well on the back of cattle trucks.
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Why do Harley riders like chrome parts?
It makes them easier to find when they fall off!
What's another name for the HD accessory catalog?
Wisconsin Tractor Parts.
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Thanks Ridden. I really thought there would be more jokes. Does any body joke about Bmw's?
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Okay I´ll try...
three bikers die and come to heaven...
the first approach heavens door and seeks for entrance... Petrus says: "Aren´t you that Honda Driver, always speeding, neglecting traffic laws and dangouring the public? You better go to hell for the next two years and than apply again..."
the second one came up and asked for comin in - Petrus said: "Aren´t you that reckless HD Driver, always noisy and trying to bother your neighbours? You better go to hell for the next two years and than apply again..."
Petrus just turned around and was going to walk away when the third one said: "Hey, and what happened to me?" Petrus turned around and said: "Aren´t you this BMW driver?" "Yes, I am!" he replied - so Petrus said: "You can just follow me, because you have already got through hell!!"
I don´t know - normally, jokes loose their point ones they get translated, but I think this one is worth a try... ;D
Greetings
Thomas
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I take it that hell for the Beemer rider was having to put up with the dealer?
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I take it that hell for the Beemer rider was having to put up with the dealer?
That was the case for me, even back in 1980 when I bought mine!
Of course, I was a young snot-nosed kid at the the time (now I am old and have allergies...), so I guess I didn't deserve his respect. :P
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Since I'm new to the forum, I thought I'll go through some of the old posts "just for fun"... Came across this one and have a few to add... The first 2 jokes I've used as "captions" in my profile...
1) BMW - A Motto Guzzi with hanging boobs... (I heard this from a Dutchman, who says thats what all the Dutch people call BMW's)
2) Airheads dont leak, they just mark their territory (The first time I heard this one, the person was talking about VW Beetles, but I've used it at rallies when someone makes a comment about airheads always leaving oil behind where they are parked, and it always shuts them up)
Then there are all the acronyms for BMW...
Bought My Wife
Bikes Made Wonderfully
And if you reverse the letters.... Wannabe Motor Bike
there's more, but I cant remember them - maybe some of you can help
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..<snip>... 2) Airheads dont leak, they just mark their territory (The first time I heard this one, the person was talking about VW Beetles, but I've used it at rallies when someone makes a comment about airheads always leaving oil behind where they are parked, and it always shuts them up)
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Hey I thought that was what my BSA was doing!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! ;D
Thanks xeffer for reminding me.
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The "Airheads that marks their territory" joke IS a good one - it always gets a smile from people... About the acronyms... there is another one in my native language (Afrikaans) that wouldnt make any sence unless you know the language, but I'm gonna add it anyway.... Blik Met Wiele (translated it means "Can (as in soda can) with wheels" Some of the Dutch and Germen members should be able to understand it, since our language is very close to theirs
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Then of course, there's the unmistakable "BMW sound" we riders constantly make:
"B.M.W." (Bitch, Moan, and Whine) ::)
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Actually I thought "B.M.W." stood for Bring My Wallet. :o
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I did a internet search, and as usual came up with millions of acronyms... here are a "few":
Babe Magnet Wunderbike
Bad Man's Wheels
Badly Made Wobbler
Bad Marriage Wagon
Bald Middle-aged White guy
Bank Manager Willing
Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome
Barbarian Motor Works
Barely Moving Wreck
Bavarian Marriage Wrecker
Bavarian Motorcycles (for) Wimps
Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder
Bavarian Murder Weapon
Be My Wife
Be My Wings
Beats Me Why
Beats Mere Walking
Beats Most Winnebagos
Beast Made Whole
Beautiful Mechanical Wonders
Been Mighty Wobbly (circa /5)
Been Mighty Worryfree
Beer,Motorcycles,Women
Bent Meeting Wall (in the case of my R90/6)
Best Machine (on) Wheels
Best Motor Works
Best Motorcycles (in the) World
Best Motorcycle Worldwide
Best Motorsport Weapon
Beyond My Wages
Big Manly Willy
Big Metal Wastage
Big Middleclass Wagon
Big Money Wasted
Big Money Waster
Big Money Withdrawal
Big Money Worries
Big Monthly Wage
Bikes Made Weird
Bikes Made well
Bike Might Wheelie
Bike Moves Well
Bite My Wallet
Bikers More Wise
Bikes Made Weird
Bings May Work
Bitch Moan & Whine
Bite My Weiner
Black mit White
Blew My Wad
Bloody Magic Wheels
Blow Money Willingly
Blue mit White
Boobs Made Welcome
Boring Motorcycle Works
Borrow Money Weekly
Bowel Moving Wonder
Break My Wallet
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Bring Me Women
Bring Mechanic With (you)
Bring Money in Wallet
Bring Money With
Bring More Wine
Bringing More Weight
Bring My Wallet
Brings Me Women
British Mini Works
Broke Man Walking
Broke My Wheels
Broken Money Waster
Broken Motor Works
Buff My Woddie
Built My Way
Bunch (of) Maintenance Work
Bunch (of) Money Wasted
Burning Melting Wreck
Burns Men's Wallets
Bust My Wallet
But (it) Might Work
But (the) Motor's Weird
Buxom Machine Waiting...(Jugs)
Bring Mich Werkzeug,.......means Bring me tools
Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again)
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hey Steve I always thought the 'bitch moan and whine' came from the hardly able to crowd when their crome contrapitions decided to give up the ghost coz its a little damp.
heheheheh :D