The New And Improved Unofficial R65 Forum V2
General Category => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: NC Steve on March 21, 2008, 02:49:45 PM
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I stole this from another board, because it's too funny not to share.
Sorry... ;)
Ducati 1098S Tricolore: ----------My wife is having an affair with her
tennis coach.
Honda ST1300:----- ---- I really do understand the stock market.
1967 Triumph T120 Bonneville ----------If I'd had this bike instead
of a Cushman Eagle when I lived at the fraternity house in 1965, I
might now be married to a former cheerleader named Veronica.
Harley-Davidson XR1000 ---------All my left shoes are made of steel,
and all my motorcycle boots have laces.
Yamaha TZ250 ---------My other bike is a van.
Brough Superior SS100 ----------My mother was an Episcopalian.
Moto Guzzi Eldorado ----------If I'd wanted a Harley, I'd have bought
a Harley. But I didn't, and I didn't.
Honda GL1500 Gold Wing Aspencade ----------The wife and I both feel
that donuts are an unfairly maligned and under-appreciated source of
protein and minerals.
BMW R1200RT ----------The sound system on my bike is permanently
tuned to Public Radio, but when I play it too loud I can't hear the
cell phone.
Velocette Thruxton ---------I have a professional-quality dartboard
in our basement rec room, next to the real ale tapper on the wet bar.
Yamaha V-Max --------I am the only mechanical engineer in our office
with a Mohawk hair cut.
Ural Tourist ---------My Yugo is waiting for parts.
Norton 850 Commando ---------The last proper Brtish twin, and I'm
sticking to it....at least until Kenny Dreer gets his s#@t together.
India Enfield Bullet --------My 1965 short-wheelbase Land Rover is
waiting for parts.
Triumph Speed Triple ------I'm not waiting for any parts. Ever again.
Honda Elite 80 ---------My mom is knitting me a warmer scarf for
going to class.
Vincent Series C Black Shadow------ -- If you need to borrow any books
or videos on the Battle of Britain, the life of Winston Churchill or
Gordon's defense of Khartoum, I have an extensive library.
Honda CBX --------I can pronounce both "Soichiro" and "Irimagiri" correctly.
Also I own many valve shims.
Suzuki TL1000R -----Desmo Schmezmo: I just wanna ride.
MV Agusta 750S -------Our firstborn son is the only Ago Schmiddlekopf
in the Milwaukee phone book.
Kawasaki ZX-14 ------I am on my way to our insurance agent's office
for a personal conference, during which I will explain everything.
Honda CB1 ----------My husband thinks I believe he bought this
bike just for me.
Suzuki GSX1300R Hayabusa -------The Honda CBR1100XX was making me late for work.
Triumph Trophy TR6-C -------I have seen "The Great Escape", starring Steve
McQueen 27 times. And so have my two remaining friends.
Munch Mammoth ---------I have been fighting a lifelong, losing battle with the Dark Side.
Honda CBR600F2 ----------My older brother is in the Air Force.
Pope 998 V-Twin ----------I am on my way to the annual stationary
steam engine and vintage farm implement meet.
Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R --------Yea Dude, it's pretty fast, but, like, it wheelies for miles!
Norton 750 Atlas ------I tried smooth and found it overrated. My dentist stocks fillings in my size.
Harley-Davidson WLA 45 Flathead ---------I am saving for a Stearman.
1952 BMW R51/3 ----------I show the Luger collection only to a few close friends
who know how to handle them without leaving acidic or salty fingerprints
Harley FX Super Glide "Night Train": ------There are only six things in my
refrigerator, and they are all beer.
Henderson Four -----------My grandson thinks these computers are quite
the coming thing, apparently.
Yamaha R1 -------My hair is not actually on fire, it's just a figure of speech.
CZ 400 Falta -------- Since the bypass surgery, my dirt riding and energy
level have improved tremendously.
Honda RC45 ------- I have an extensive library of magazine articles about the RC45
which I am committing to memory. My two remaining friends also ride RC45s.
Bimota DB3 Mantra------ -- Ducatis are all very well, but I don't find them
quite Italian enough.
Moto Guzzi Centauro -----------Sometime s I misspell the word "eccentric"
on purpose, just to be different.
Whizzer/Schwinn Phantom: --------I still own my first baseball glove,
Warren Spahn-autograph model.
Boss Hoss V8 --------I can curl more weight with one arm than you can
move on a refrigerator dolly.
MV Agusta F4 Oro ---------My wife is spending exactly $37,000 on our kitchen,
just as soon as she can find a contractor.
Honda Valkyrie---- -- I tried vibration and lassitude and found them overrated.
Harley-Davidson 883 Sportster ----------I am on my way to the Harley shop
to purchase a larger set of pistons.
Buell Thunderbolt -------This big air-cleaner housing is coming right off,
just as soon as I can get home to my toolbox.
Honda CL77 305 Scrambler ---------My high school letter jacket still fits.
More or less.
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Thanks, Steve. This made my day. Now I have a few more esoteric bikes to research....hilarious!
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hehehehe... good one steve.
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How about this one....
BMW R65: ---------- No, really, a 650 used to be considered a "big bike"!
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Harley Davidson 1200 sportster- Im thinking about getting the same tatoo of the other 50 million saps that ride as often as they make their $250 motorcycle payment to the bank. :D
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How about this one....
BMW R65: ---------- No, really, a 650 used to be considered a "big bike"!
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Oh, Yeah! Add it to the list and send it on.
I'm kinda intimidated by the local renaissance man slash high school teacher's R100. But I plan to steal it all the same as he refuses to sell his 30+ year passion. Kind of a ghetto intervention, if you please. [smiley=beatnik.gif]